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Heated seats: Warm bums, flat battery. (Do you need heated seats in your house?) Research has proved that heated seats can burn your nuts and give you piles.

Personalised registration: Afraid of forgetting yours? (ever seen 1 pratt.) A good point it hides the age of your vehicle. Did we really want to know your name, perhaps it is to show what birks they are. We dont care what they drive or what their nickname is. You may as well put a flashing neon sign on top saying I am a twat.

Cup holder: Dont have a hot drink on the move, you could scald big jim and the twins.